X-Men
‘Oh, hello there. I see you’re new and therefore totally vulnerable to my single celled organisms pick-up routine!’
‘Look, dude, I’m a grown-ass woman…’
‘50 MILLION YEARS AGO YOU WERE A BEAUTIFUL AMOEBA!’
‘Actually, I’m here on CIA business to discuss…’
‘I’M SORRY I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF HOW SHITFACED I AM.’
#Charles Charles Charles #what are you doing #you’re what? #twenty-five? #twenty-seven? #thirty? #is this seriously how you’ve been picking up ladies all through your academic career? #did you get laid a lot? #I bet you didn’t #I bet you only got laid once or twice and they only did it to shut you up #also because you’re pretty to look at #thank god you’re so pretty because otherwise you are awful with women
LMAO! well, he’s awful with women because he actually likes men…one man in particular ;)
Ahahaha! These tags are awesome! <3